Sunday, April 5, 2009

Mortifying

I took Cade with me to the hospital lab while I got some blood tests done. The phlebotomist entered the room and Cade asked,
"Mommy, why is that lady big and round like a ball?"
"Shhhh!!! Now look at that machine Cade! It is SO COOL! Cade, do you know what that is?"
"Mommy, listen, I have a question." I shook my head at him when the phlebotmist wasn't looking.
He asked the awful embarassing question again anyway, this time much louder before I was able to shush him.I gave him the look of death and tried changing the subject again with,
"Wow, Cade. See all that blood? Isn't that NEAT!?"
"But Mom, I have to ask you---OW! Why are you squeezing my arm?! "


I wanted to die.

March 2009

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